The Pitch : 'You just stand there and we promise these nice pandas won't do anything nasty to you...'
The Pitch : 'It'll marry sound and visuals perfectly, but you may look a bit grumpy for a change and the set will burn down'
The Pitch : 'Ginger is the new black, youtube will love it...'
The Pitch : 'In which bad things happen to a boy band...'
The Pitch : 'You, your friends, Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, Daft Punk and RZA all play tennis. Hilarity ensues'
The Pitch : 'Bust some seriously bad-ass skater moves on a scooter while we subtitle your track. Of course we won't get the words wrong. Hilarity ensues'
The Pitch : 'You drag two carcasses from a river, up a snow covered hill and then set them on fire. Hilarity doesn't ensue'
The Pitch : 'This'll make you look like a serious artist! Just hold this umbrella upside down to collect orangeade and put this crown of instant cameras on your head'
The Pitch : 'Just your average dive bar scene with shapechangers, Adventure Game gambling, psychedelic dancers and Peaches Geldof'
The Pitch : 'It'll get people to download Google Chrome even if they never use it again so they can see their own house on the video'
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